justachildnotamonster:

theredeyedwonder:

justachildnotamonster:

Where’s Mister Red?

In the basement, kiddo.

Oh! Well what’re you doing all the way down there?

Sleepin’ and keeping myself away from people.

You still hungry?

justachildnotamonster:

Where’s Mister Red?

In the basement, kiddo.

truevikingericnorthman:

Really?! Wow, I must be old. -smiles happily-

Hey! I’m not that old! I’m only 25, thank you very much. -Playfully “punches” his arm- But, yeah, you are. -Laughs, reaching the shop- You’re not afraid of dogs, are you?

truevikingericnorthman:

theredeyedwonder:

truevikingericnorthman:

theredeyedwonder:

truevikingericnorthman:

….and I’m hungry…

-sniffles.-

-Biting back laughter- Human, or are you still a vampire?

-Shows off his pointy teeth- 

-Sighs- Alright, alright. Come on. I’ll find you something to eat. -Offers hand-

-puts his tiny hand in his, looking up at him curiously- Are you my daddy?

-Smiles, headed towards his shop- No, I’m not. In fact, when you’re bigger, you’re older than I am!

truevikingericnorthman:

theredeyedwonder:

truevikingericnorthman:

….and I’m hungry…

-sniffles.-

-Biting back laughter- Human, or are you still a vampire?

-Shows off his pointy teeth- 

-Sighs- Alright, alright. Come on. I’ll find you something to eat. -Offers hand-

truevikingericnorthman:

….and I’m hungry…

-sniffles.-

-Biting back laughter- Human, or are you still a vampire?

justachildnotamonster:

theredeyedwonder:

justachildnotamonster:

theredeyedwonder:

justachildnotamonster:

NO ONE LOVES MY KITTEN HANDS

Kitten hands? What’re you talking about, kiddo?

Everything I touch will turn into kittens or kids…and I have a tele-thingy

“Tele-thingy”? Like telekinesis or telepathy?

The first one!

Lets see you move something, then! :D

justachildnotamonster:

theredeyedwonder:

justachildnotamonster:

NO ONE LOVES MY KITTEN HANDS

Kitten hands? What’re you talking about, kiddo?

Everything I touch will turn into kittens or kids…and I have a tele-thingy

“Tele-thingy”? Like telekinesis or telepathy?

justachildnotamonster:

NO ONE LOVES MY KITTEN HANDS

Kitten hands? What’re you talking about, kiddo?

justachildnotamonster:

theredeyedwonder:

justachildnotamonster:

I’mma go make some sparkly vampires.

Uh oh! Watch out, everybody - Svetlana has glitter!

[/ giggles mischievously before running off leaving behind a particular scary looking pitbull covered in glitter ]

-Biting back laughter as Buckshot tries to paw the glitter from his face-

Pffffffffbt!